Joke: Humour en Iran : mois 11 /2006

Midooni chera dokhtara ba mize arayeshmigan mize tooalet???.....Chon mishinan roosh va mirinan be ghiyafashoonpesara 6 daste hastan 1-sosk (kasifo chendeshavar)2-gorbe(maloso,bihaya)3-gav(sarb eziro,bitafavot)4-khar(kari,zabon nafahm)5-sag(vafadar,pachegir) 6-asb ( be dokhtara inghadr roo midan ke ie hamchin chizaiy dar moredeshoon besazanto too ghalbe man ja dari to too rag haie man ja dari raftam doktor goft angal darifaghat be darde rakhtekhab mikhori cheghadr garmi dost daram lokht shamo to roye man bashi dost daram ba dastam hamejato lams konam! PATOIE GOLBAFTman har vaght khaste misham miram BE DEH! to ham har vaght khaste shodi boro BEDEH !KASH ANAR BODAM ABAMO MIKHORDI KASH GOLE AFTABGARDON BODAM TOKHMAMO MIKHORDI HALA KE HICHI NISTAM BIA K***** BOKHOR.Be ye mard e, migan arezot chie?mige kash zana ro mesle eskenas, mishod khordeshon kard!Masalan ye 40sale bedi 2ta 20sale begirirashtiha chon nemidoonan rooze pedar be ki hediye bedan,shirini mikharan too mahaleshoon pakhsh mikonanDota rafigh khoob o samimi bayad mesle dota LOPE KOON bashand yani faghat moghe ridan as ham joda beshand .Be GHAZVINIE migan sefid tarin k***** ke ta hala kardi chi boode mige ADAM BARFYzanaye amrikaee bad az sex migan aaaahhhh yes , zanaye almani migan ooohhhh yes , zanaye esfahani oy khare be kasi nagiyaaaaye pirezan mire dandunpezeshki pasho bazmikone migan inja pezeshke zanan nist mige midunam mikhastam dandunaye hajagha ro dar biaridshab bood .cheshmash bargh mizad.pahasho baz kardam.sinehash ro malidam.kheyli az in kar lezat mibordam .chon baraye avalin bar bood ke gav midooshidamyek zarbol masal e chini miguyad agar yek khar boosat konadbehtar az aan ast ke yek boos kharat konadKhastam baraye az dast dadanat ashk berizam, didam tamame ashkhayam ra baraye bedast avardanat rikhtamghanoone 6 nioton be revaiaty digarhar vaght didi ie chizi bar khalafejazebe zamin bala oomad ;soorakhekooneto begi

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